The Matt Cockburn Show

March 2009- Top 5 Things Men Do That Women Never Do
1 March 2009, Cockburn @ 7:38 pm

And make sure you use the “quotation fingers” around “never”.

Pete’s fiancee Jill and Schaffner’s lass Noelle join us in this frank discussion about beards, farts, air guitar and beer guts.

5 Commenti a “March 2009- Top 5 Things Men Do That Women Never Do”

1. JOHNSON — March 2, 2009 @ 12:59 am
   

   uh…i actually do MOST of these things, which either means i should have been born a man or that i am one of the true real women around–it’s a toss up!!

   matt, you’re right, there ARE more good looking women in the world, which is why i check out other women more than the guys i’m with do. seriously…guys i’ve been with have commented on this!

   pete, the roasted pig sounds good!!

   jeremy’s #5 is genius!

   i def agree with John’s #1 : )

   and who gets out of the shower to pee? really? (except bob newhart, according to rodney dangerfield) : )

   and lastly……..WOMEN MASTERBATE!!!!!!!! (debate over)

2. admin — March 2, 2009 @ 11:14 am
   

   it’s mastUrbate

   you’re right, Johnny, you do most of those things. And I bet that 3 out of 10 women do most or all of them too. That’s why we have the quotes around “never”. It is to imply that we know they do it, but they won’t admit it. Although, you never bragged about a beer gut. Not to me, at least. Not that you had one either. You know what I mean.

3. JOHNSON — March 14, 2009 @ 11:56 pm
   

   well, i do have the gut, but it’s not from beer. it’s just from sugary sweet food. i am a sugar addict. oh, and from scotch. i am enjoying a 16 yr old single malt right now. i just wish i had some steak, some fries, and of course, waffles. that would be my favorite meal!!

4. Cockburn — March 15, 2009 @ 7:20 am
   

   are you in your aquajet 9000? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IExlGbJLTrg

5. Cockburn — March 15, 2009 @ 7:21 am
   

   and, by the way, last i saw you, you had lost a substantial amount of weight. you no longer looked like that if your singing career took off people would compare you to mama cass

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