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Here I am setting the mood for fun and frivolity at my sister’s wedding. We all would have stared at eac other had it not been for my great routine. OK, maybe I’m exaggerating. It was a fun crowd regardless of who gave the speech… ok that’s not true either. I wasn’t slated to give one but had to save the day. Maybe I’ll play the clip of it on an upcoming show. I was drunk.
I can be hired to give a touching and funny speech at your wedding for $500 plus expenses.