The Matt Cockburn Fake Radio Show

Johnny Tremain
13 May 2008, admin @ 9:46 am

Well, here are the long-awaited pics of Johnson. After scouring her collection of pics, she finally found some that she approved of. Women!

13 Commenti a “Johnny Tremain”

1. JOHNSON — May 13, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
   

   Do you think the shot of my cleavage is big enough? Geeeze, I think my neighbors can see it from my computer screen! At least it’s good cleavage!!!

2. admin — May 14, 2008 @ 12:16 am
   

   you can see the tissues poking out of your bra in one of the pics.

3. TURNz — June 11, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
   

   Hot! Grainy as all hell, but hot.

4. TURNz — June 11, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
   

   Why is all this in spanish?

5. admin — June 12, 2008 @ 9:24 am
   

   it’s Italian, turnz. and the reason is because the guy who designed the format we used is, obviously, Chinese. Hence the Italian. Paul and I tried to change it to English but ended up screwing something up in the code, so we left most of it in Italian.

6. Sno — June 12, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
   

   Intelligent,funny,beautiful=Johnson.

7. JOHNSON — June 12, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
   

   Thanks for the compliment TURNz. Grainy=HOT in my book! So, where are you listening from? How did you find us? We’re happy to have you listening and dropping by the site!

8. JOHNSON — June 12, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
   

   Thanks SNO! That’s a compliment coming from you, cause you are also intelligent, funny, and GOR-GE-OUS!! I like your deep, introspective look into the cultural phenomenon that is pooping on floors. I can’t believe that Matt put that picture up. I just love it that when our fans and future employers come to our site, the first thing they see is a picture of poop on the floor of a public restroom! : ) This is obviously a class act all the way! But I guess that accurately portrays the man that is Cockburn!

   How are things in Sunny Bulgaria? Say hi to all your friends! Tell them to send us some pics and post comments; we’d love to hear from all our fabulous fans all over the world!

   Do you know who is logging on from Italy–the land of my blood, my heritage, my insane and likely violent ancestors (Viva Sicilia!!)? I’d love to connect with my people!!

   Much love,

   JOHNSON

9. Sno — June 13, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
   

   Well thats the reality.You know..not only rainbows and butterflies.And when we ask ourselves how to stop the global warming,how to stop using the nylon bags,how to prevent the child bullying,how to make our world a better place… first we need to take a look of ourselves.From our way of life,from the way we treat the rest.Actually i blame that poop for all the troubles.And if that pic and the convo about it on the show made me think so much,i respect Matt for posting it…lol.
   The things in Bulgaria are crazy lol.I mean there are tourists all over,dont mention the summer resorts and the hotels near to the Black Sea.Summer parties,fashion weeks,beach fiestas,sunsents…aaah i kinda envy the people there.Maybe ill go for a day or two if the boss give me my vaca.
   My friends, they heard that part of the show where i am sending my bday wish to you.As far as i could translate them,they said it was good,the roast part they liked most ;)If they dont send something from here,i will
   I dont know who is from Italy.But you know what,when we talked in Steph’s chatroom,while ago,i posted the link of the show,and there was a girl from Italy.And since that moment i havent seen her.But ill try to investigate

10. admin — June 14, 2008 @ 12:32 am
    

    Sno, you are great. I hope you know that. The fact that our talking about poop and the pic have provoked thought and introspection on your part proves my theory that we can me made to have common sense once again through humor…. and poop.

    As for tourists, we have a lot of them here in Gettysburg. On the whole they are nice people. But man, the stories I could tell.

11. Sno — June 14, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
    

    Yeah.The tourists are nice people.Well most of them.I like how they admire my land,taking pics and try our national kitchen.
    Two months ago on the national television,one very talented journalist -Milena Budinova(I admire this woman so much),made a documentary film about the foreigners who choose to leave their home and start new life here in Bulgaria.I was crying everytime i was watching the episodes,because their words about the nature,about the history,about the people,were so touching.In other hand,i realised how much i love Bulgaria,and how much i dont want to replace it for other country.Because everytime a person have a problems the first thing on his mind is”Man i have to leave,i have to get away from here”.And when you see strangers loving every piece of your home- land you realise that the problems are coming from unsatisfaction of your job,of your own weakness to face the difficulties and is easier to blame the country.Well i love love love Bulgaria.And if i have to leave i would do it just because to experience the world beyond our borders.
    Do tell stories Matt.Maybe in one of your next episodes.I would love to hear them and i belive the rest of the listeners would love that too.

12. admin — June 14, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
    

    The way you feel about Bulgaria is the way I feel about the U.S. With all it’s problems, I can’t think of calling another country home. When, I say WHEN, the U.S. falls like a wet pair of sweatpants and becomes a third world country, I still won’t be able to look to another country as my home.

    I’ll try to think of some good tourist stories for you.

13. TURNz — July 3, 2008 @ 9:00 am
    

    I listen from the far far away land of York Pa.

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