The Matt Cockburn Fake Radio Show

That’s right, June 16 is Mattmas Day. 30… I mean 29 years ago, during a rare June blizzard, Matt’s mom delivered a bouncing baby boy who immediaely made fart jokes and grabbed a nurses boobs.  We at the MCFRS would like to wish you all a happy Mattmas and hope that you have taken the time to buy Mattmas presents for your family to spread the Mattmas message of giving and sharing with those we love. And Matt. Sne dall Mattmas presents to Matt C, Gettysburg PA

We would love to see pics of your Mattmas tree… ya know, the traditional Weeping Willow with a star on top under which you put the presents and where you open them.

Happy Mattmas.

My cousin is doing a marathon  to help raise money for leukemia research. I’m making a donation and I ask you to do it too. Who knows which one of us will need it some day? You can go to the link below, or to the Link called Leukemia Marathon under the blogroll. Even a dollar will help.

http://www.active.com/donate/tntrm/tntrmGMontes 

Thanks

Matt

Ok, now that Johnson’s roast is complete, it’s my turn to get roasted. Paul and I share the same birthday, June 16. As you may have guessed, we record the show at the end of the month prior to “air date”. Meaning May’s show is recorded at the end of April. So we will record our roast at the end of May. I already have people eagerly lining up to roast me. I guess I’m an easy target. So, I am offering the chance to our listeners to do the same. You can email it to me, send an audio file (please keep it under aminute), or make a youtube video that we will play the audio from and then post on this website with the show.

Get an idea of how it should go by listening to Johnson’s roast when it comes up. Or search Dean Martin Roasts on youtube.

Do it NOW! Be a part of the show.

… to record Johnson’s roast. Send in your stuff now if you want to wish her a happy birthday or roast her. Don’t make it too long whatever you do!

We have our feed on iTunes as of last night. It may take a few days for it to show up, but after it does, you will be able to do what I know you have been dying to be able to do: download us on your iPod and take us with your wherever you go. Your car, work, jogging, to the gym, while bored having sex with the same old person you have been doing for the last x amount of years. You get the point.

A reminder, if you’re one of those listeners who can only listen to us in segments because you are busy, get caught up. We are recording Johnson’s faux-Celebrity Birthday Roast this Saturday and it should be up next week. Should be downloadable by then too! Hooray!

NY, more specifically NYC, is #2 in visitorship to our site. We woudl like to know who you are and how you found us. Please drop us a line at mattcockburnshow@gmail.com. Do we know you?

The Giants played a great game tonight! And I preditedthey would just barely win while all the psorts fans were predicting 14+ points Patriots. HA!

Thanks for stopping by. Notice how there’s nothing really up yet? That’s cuz I ain’t put it up yet. But look for the first episode of the Matt Cockburn Fake Radio Show within the next few days. Please excuse the mess in the meantime.