That’s right, June 16 is Mattmas Day. 30… I mean 29 years ago, during a rare June blizzard, Matt’s mom delivered a bouncing baby boy who immediaely made fart jokes and grabbed a nurses boobs. We at the MCFRS would like to wish you all a happy Mattmas and hope that you have taken the time to buy Mattmas presents for your family to spread the Mattmas message of giving and sharing with those we love. And Matt. Sne dall Mattmas presents to Matt C, Gettysburg PA
We would love to see pics of your Mattmas tree… ya know, the traditional Weeping Willow with a star on top under which you put the presents and where you open them.
Happy Mattmas.
And don’t forget the festive Mattmas Yule log, the fun Mattmas crackers with little gifts and candy inside, and, of course, the festively large Mattmas cranium!! Balding is the Bomb! Happy Mattmas everyone!!!