The Matt Cockburn Fake Radio Show

MC005- Matt’s Roast
8 June 2008, admin @ 11:32 pm

Oy vey! do these bastards rip me a new one. Lucky for you, you have to listen to an hour of our regular format before the Gang tries hard to knock your hero (Me) down a few pegs.

Listen as Johnson meets her number one fan; we introduce Timmy the Tard our new associate producer; Paul sings his song “The Twelve Days of Mattmas”, I make a big announcement and much, much more including Matt posing the question, “Why do people poop on the floor in public restrooms?”

 Don’t forget that with each new episode comes a new installment of our “TOP 5…” located under the category “TOP 5″ in the left margin. This month’s is pretty funny.

12 Commenti a “MC005- Matt’s Roast”

1. Sno — June 12, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
   

   OMG!What a lovely picture…
   So you ask,Matt, “Why do people poop on the floor in public restrooms?”…Maybe because they want to see their creation and their creation to be seen by the others…or they show their disapproval about toilets.Or they just feel nostalgia about the old good times when the humans lived in caves.
   Stacy’s song was cute
   Johnson’s and Shaff’s roasts were FUNNY!

2. Tracie — June 13, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
   

   Ok that photo is so gross! Ewww you just happen to have a camrea in your hand in the bathroom?
   Any way Happy Birthday! I’ll buy ya a drink when we come out in July! And play Pool!
   Again that picture is sick!

3. admin — June 14, 2008 @ 12:33 am
   

   I didn’t take that pic. A waiter did on his phone and I asked him to send it spo I can share with you all and really ram our discussion home.

4. JOHNSON — June 16, 2008 @ 9:13 am
   

   Happy Mattmass Everyone!!

   Today is the day of the birth of our savior–from crappy entertainment. But not crap-centered entertainment, as the above pic shows.

   Happy Birthday Matt! We love you!!!!

   JOHNSON

5. Sno — June 16, 2008 @ 9:34 am
   

   YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY,MATTHEW!!!
   CHEERS!

6. JOHNSON — June 16, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
   

   Sno,

   Thanks for introducing me to Wentworth Miller. I’d seen his face on ads for the TV show, but watching him in interviews, he seems very intelligent and articulate, and polite–Matt, you could learn a few things from this guy…jk : ). I hope he grows into a big movie star–he’s definitely got the look for it!!

   JOHNSON

7. admin — June 16, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
   

   thanks, sno. i’ve had a great birthday. peopel didn’t forget like i thought… of course,i have been reminding people for a month.

8. Sno — June 18, 2008 @ 11:18 am
   

   Yeah,Johnny,Went is amazing.And can you belive that he is 36 years old?!!?

9. admin — June 18, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
   

   Only 36? That’s Johnson’s age!

10. Sno — June 18, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
    

    She looks like she is 26.

11. admin — June 19, 2008 @ 7:24 am
    

    that’s because she WAS 26 when those pics were taken. now she has gray hair and wears dentures

12. JOHNSON — June 19, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
    

    I am 33! 33! Not 36! Matt is a bitch (jk)! Love you Matt and Sno!

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