The Matt Cockburn Fake Radio Show

That’s right, June 16 is Mattmas Day. 30… I mean 29 years ago, during a rare June blizzard, Matt’s mom delivered a bouncing baby boy who immediaely made fart jokes and grabbed a nurses boobs.  We at the MCFRS would like to wish you all a happy Mattmas and hope that you have taken the time to buy Mattmas presents for your family to spread the Mattmas message of giving and sharing with those we love. And Matt. Sne dall Mattmas presents to Matt C, Gettysburg PA

We would love to see pics of your Mattmas tree… ya know, the traditional Weeping Willow with a star on top under which you put the presents and where you open them.

Happy Mattmas.

 

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Oy vey! do these bastards rip me a new one. Lucky for you, you have to listen to an hour of our regular format before the Gang tries hard to knock your hero (Me) down a few pegs.

Listen as Johnson meets her number one fan; we introduce Timmy the Tard our new associate producer; Paul sings his song “The Twelve Days of Mattmas”, I make a big announcement and much, much more including Matt posing the question, “Why do people poop on the floor in public restrooms?”

 Don’t forget that with each new episode comes a new installment of our “TOP 5…” located under the category “TOP 5″ in the left margin. This month’s is pretty funny.

We would like to welcome our new sponsor Fred Darvis and his website www.freddarvis.com with his exciting new product the Unauthorized Ghosts of Gettysburg self-guided battlefield ghost tour.

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