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 The Matt Cockburn Faux-Celebrity Birthday Roast of Johnson [96:45m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 HOORAY!!! You can now download our show on iTunes so you an carry our greatness with you wherever you may roam. As it should be…

Here is the first of many faux-celebrity birthday roasts. This one is Johnson’s. Her birthday is in May.

Oh and we’re slightly drunk.

* I have started on new page (in the left-hand margin) where I will put all of our Top 5 from now on. Especially when we use clips to illustrate them. These are special bonus tracks for those of you who actually visit this site as opposed to download them through iTunes. In other words, they’re not available on iTunes like the episodes will be.

Ok, now that Johnson’s roast is complete, it’s my turn to get roasted. Paul and I share the same birthday, June 16. As you may have guessed, we record the show at the end of the month prior to “air date”. Meaning May’s show is recorded at the end of April. So we will record our roast at the end of May. I already have people eagerly lining up to roast me. I guess I’m an easy target. So, I am offering the chance to our listeners to do the same. You can email it to me, send an audio file (please keep it under aminute), or make a youtube video that we will play the audio from and then post on this website with the show.

Get an idea of how it should go by listening to Johnson’s roast when it comes up. Or search Dean Martin Roasts on youtube.

Do it NOW! Be a part of the show.

Phew! What a night. We recorded Johnson’s roast, here at the sprawling Cockburn Ranch, and had a few laughs doing it. The show went quite long and I will probably spend a day or two cutting it down in length. I may have to cut out the top 5. We’ll see.

Thanks to Sno for recording and sending Johnson a happy birthday greeting. She loved it.

… to record Johnson’s roast. Send in your stuff now if you want to wish her a happy birthday or roast her. Don’t make it too long whatever you do!

We have our feed on iTunes as of last night. It may take a few days for it to show up, but after it does, you will be able to do what I know you have been dying to be able to do: download us on your iPod and take us with your wherever you go. Your car, work, jogging, to the gym, while bored having sex with the same old person you have been doing for the last x amount of years. You get the point.

A reminder, if you’re one of those listeners who can only listen to us in segments because you are busy, get caught up. We are recording Johnson’s faux-Celebrity Birthday Roast this Saturday and it should be up next week. Should be downloadable by then too! Hooray!

Would you like to be a part of the first of many Matt Cockburn faux- Celebrity Birthday Roasts? I bet you would. So why don’t you send an email to mattcockburnshow@gmail.com and give us your best roast of our birthday man-of-the-hour, Jessica Johnson. You have plenty of material to go with. So, start listening to shows you missed and hone those writing skills. If it’s really good, we’ll get you in the studio or on the phone to do it.